Sunday, July 14, 2013

My Spot

Chris: You’re in my spot.
Me: No I’m not.
Chris: Yes you are.
Me: I sat here yesterday
Chris: I didn’t work yesterday, did I?
Me: I have sat here all week!
Chris: I’m calling BS on that one.
Me: I’ve sat in this general area. You’re Name isn’t anywhere on this desk. It’s not your spot.

Chris then leans over me and writes a little note on my desk.

…. I love my coworkers. Hahahaha.

Friday, July 12, 2013

Things that Make me happy...

These are some funny things that were said in conversation at work either to me or around me. HAHAHA I love my job and the people I work with!

No, I forgot to unplug my heat ray that will melt my couch to pieces and set my house on fire!

I’m gonna cut your arm off!

What’s your problem? I’m getting hair advice!

Tell that lady she is a dumbass!

I go around running into people just for the fun of it.

Person 1: I’ll let you get back to more important things
Person 2: Like my Sudoku puzzle?

Wow you’re actually working today? You’re like, almost an over achiever!

Person 1: Have you always had a beard?
Person 2: Yes, I came out of the whom with one.

I only need my glasses to drive. That way I don’t hit pedestrians. If we wanted to play games, I could take my glasses off and I would win every time. I am so good at that game!

If Spud was really lazy, would that make him an actual couch potato?

Person 1: Did you just punch him in the bum?
Person 2: No, but you should.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Things that are LAME


That is all.

10 things

I have become a lame blogger. I am working on that. Here is a list of 10 things that happened this week-

1. I got sick and vomited at work.
2. Took a nap everyday.
3. Passed the entrance exam for MATC. I will be starting school in August.
4. A dear friend of the family, Pam Sommer, lost her battle with cancer. I am so sad that I can't afford to go home for her funeral. I want to give Bob and Doug big hugs do badly.
5. Was put on a new medicine for iron deficiency. It is what is making me sick all the time.
6. Played in the rain with Kyle and our 18 month old neighbor Claira. We were teaching her how to puddle jump. It was so stinking cute! She is a terrific kid.
7. Started Ether in the Book of Mormon and Exodus in the Bible. (I have also decided the Bible is pretty boring. I like the BoM way better)
8. I am now half way through A Thousand Splendid Suns. It's super good!
9. Worked my full 40 hours. I've not done that for a few weeks. PLUS! over time this week because of the holiday.
10. Started cutting out fabric for a new blanket. It will be a slab quilt. I'm super excited. I may make 2! Haha