Things that Make me happy...

These are some funny things that were said in conversation at work either to me or around me. HAHAHA I love my job and the people I work with!

No, I forgot to unplug my heat ray that will melt my couch to pieces and set my house on fire!

I’m gonna cut your arm off!

What’s your problem? I’m getting hair advice!

Tell that lady she is a dumbass!

I go around running into people just for the fun of it.

Person 1: I’ll let you get back to more important things
Person 2: Like my Sudoku puzzle?

Wow you’re actually working today? You’re like, almost an over achiever!

Person 1: Have you always had a beard?
Person 2: Yes, I came out of the whom with one.

I only need my glasses to drive. That way I don’t hit pedestrians. If we wanted to play games, I could take my glasses off and I would win every time. I am so good at that game!

If Spud was really lazy, would that make him an actual couch potato?

Person 1: Did you just punch him in the bum?
Person 2: No, but you should.